Google Ads

I put the google ads up out of curiosity to see what type ads their search algorhythms would link to this blog.Googleads are a joke and complete waste of bandwidth.If you want to see who is making money off of them just look at the skyrocketing price of google stock shares.It's like Las Vegas and their huge casinos built thanks to all the losers.I'm sure if everyone that came to this blog clicked on one of these ads that by the end of the year I could take my earnings and buy the family dinner at Burger Queer,so go ahead click away I'm hungry.

21 comments:

Admin said...

How did you put them?How do you collect the money?You need bank account?

Anonymous said...

My new blog form is from here

http://www.eblogtemplates.com/langit-blogger/

I recommend it.
To monetize your site simply click on the gadgets on the your layout page,then just click on the adsense gadget,takes about 2 clicks,very easy.You get a few pennies every time someone clicks an ad.They keep a total of your earnings.I think they will mail you a check when you make a certain amount or every year,I dunno.I have made 37 cents in 6 months lol

Anonymous said...

snake you from macedonia?

DonnyDarkoh said...

Wow these google ads are fucking annoying. But I'll click on some, b/c I want you to have a good time at Booger King next year.

So I'm the only mom on the blog, and moms are good at two things: (1) planning and (2) nagging

So let me nag you people into a plan. This is a good time to get all your personal appointments out of the way before pandemic season begins. You don't want coughing fags to be poking their fingers into you checking for lumps. And if you have a family, you know how hard it is to arrange babysitting and find time on the weekends to make appointments to get your teeth cleaned, eyes checked, and crotch area waxed and buffed. Get all that shit out of the way so diseased people won't be rubbing between the bunions in the FAll. It took me two weeks to make and arrange a Lenscrafters appointment for today. And it still overlapped on some other social duty. Poor Hubby had to babysit the girls while he was bowling on our "balls of justice" team today. The eye doctor got mad at me b/c I haven't checked my eyes in 5 years and been wearing the same contacts. Funny thing is, my eyesight improved. I don't listen to a damn thing professionals tell me.
I'll have to take my girls to the dentist for the 1st time next week. I'm not going to have someone get a cavity during my hibernation period this autumn. How stupid is it to have kids under the age of 6 have their teeth cleaned? They're going to lose them anyway. But I can't tell my dentist sister this. And I'm just not taking chances on one of us coming down with a toothache in a few months.
Should I take my 2 1/2 year old to the doctor for the first time? I find my question SOOO funny b/c most 2 1/2 year olds have been to the doctor at least 30 times. Maybe that explains the dazed look on their faces.

Anyway, just b/c y'all aren't going to get a swine flu shot doesn't mean you're in the clear. My great grandfather got his post WWI shots at a military base and came home to infect his family of 9 kids.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the click support Ms Darko.Are the ads really annoying ,I never even pay attention to them,I hope you don't think I'm selling out to the man.I think next I'll set up a paypal account and put the little donations button up,then people can use their credite cards to send me money.I think Hives would approve.lol.

Really I'm not concerned with what is gonna happen in the fall or 2012.I think some rich people and religious people will have problems.My spirit is ready.

DonnyDarkoh said...
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DonnyDarkoh said...

It's cool to get money for your blog. You may need a little money to buy some material for the blog eventually.

I'm gonna keep a close eye on the next few Hollywood movies to see what they have to say about 2012. It will be interesting. I like all the strategies you can learn in the movies - i.e., go to Alaska to survive the flu, or to the most rural area possible.

Anonymous said...

Are the ads you see in German or English? Most of them I see are German.I will never make any money off these ads,I am just running an experiment to see what ads google puts on my page

I wish I were better organized.

I like your opinions Donny,I haven't heard anything stupid from you yet.

Anonymous said...

I think as long as the grocery store shelves are full not too many will die.When walmart empties the graves will fill.Hey that sounds like a good trailer quote for a movie lol.

Admin said...

Yes, I'm from Macedonia.Why do you ask?

Anonymous said...

Oh my blogger feed said someone from macedonia was here and you had just commented,no biggie.My wife is from Croatia.

Admin said...

Is your wife hot?

Anonymous said...

She'll do.Was in Croatia once,saw alot of hot ones.

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Master Crumbles said...
"She'll do.Was in Croatia once,saw alot of hot ones."

WOW...Master, your wife will slap the shit out you for that one! Well my girlfriend would at least, kick the shit out of me for that type of comment, if she read the blogs. lol

Only kidding here, you know I don't believe in Bitch Slapping. :)

Anonymous said...

I'LL tell her to her face she'll do,that's how I roll.Of course when I want some pooty I tell her she's hot.lol

Admin said...

Where are you from Master?
And you Darkstar?Are you married?

Anonymous said...

I was born in Rolla Missouri,I'm a small town American boy.Finally escaped the gulag and moved to Germany,Not much better over here though.The whole western world is just one big corporate farm these days.

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Unknown said...

Hi Solid,

Yes, Master is not DarkStar. I live in the US now (over 25 years)but was born in Canada. I'm older than Master. Master & I are close friends, the human connection is strong. And no we are not gay! (Said that just to stop the wheels spinning in your young head Snake)

We think & see things differently than most people (sheeple) on this planet. Awareness allows our energy to runs deep & strong. I believe we all are here for a purpose. Mine; To Learn & To Teach.

Do you know your purpose Snake?

As for being married? Was once for 22 yaers but now divorced. Life suck at times which I'm sure you know that. It's not that bad now. I actually enjoy my life now more than even. I have a faithful girlfriend (over 3 years now). She is very attractive, blonde, blue eyes, very sexy, good hearted & kind. I'm not bullshiting you either. Now the down side, she can be mean-as-spite if you piss her off...so don't piss her off...but I do anyway at times, "that's how I roll", as Master said. lol

DarkStar

Admin said...

My purpose?Survive and reproduce?

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